There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes. But you can put your tax return to good use this year. Do we mean paying extra on your credit card bills? Finally, buy that closet organizer you need.
No, we mean something much, much better – it’s time to get a stripper!
The Most Common Tax Return Purposes
What do most people do with their tax returns? Boring stuff, it turns out. Here are some of the most common ways that people spend their returns every April.
- Paying Down/Off Debt – For those struggling with credit card payments and high-interest loans, that tax return is an important lifeline that lets them pay the debt down or off.
- Buying Things You’ve Been Putting Off – Maybe you’ve had your eye on an exercise bike, or a new computer. This is the time of year that many people buy things they’ve been putting off during the rest of the year.
- Vacations – Believe it or not, a lot of people use their tax refunds to finance vacations. It’s a nice thought, but do you really think one more trip to the beach will stand out in your memory?
- Savings – Interestingly, 50% of Americans don’t do anything with their tax return. They put it in savings, instead, where it’s locked away and not available for use. What fun is that?
- Everyday Expenses – For some Americans, that tax return represents a vital infusion of cash that augments their ability to buy what they need on an everyday basis, such as gas, groceries, or paying for their utilities.
Why Spend Your Tax Return on a Stripper?
While there are plenty of ways that you can spend your tax return, and several that don’t involve spending it at all, most of them are not all that fun. Some are arguably necessary, but you will likely have at least some of the return left over, so instead of spending it on a splurge that you’ll never remember, consider hiring a stripper, instead!
Make It a Group Event
Hiring a stripper is a great way to celebrate almost anything, from birthdays to once-per-month guys’ nights. So, why not make it a group event? Plan a party, hire a stripper, invite your friends, and make a night of it! It’s sure to be more memorable than your annual family vacation to the beach.
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